Maximum Relaxation Capybara Sweatshirt
Maximum Relaxation Capybara Sweatshirt
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Hollis is a capybara sitting up to his shoulders in a hot spring, and the water is exactly the right temperature. Yuzu float past his chin, the whole surface dotted with them, and one drifted over about an hour ago and came to rest on top of his head. He has left it there. Steam lifts off the water and disappears into the cold air above the rocks. He shuts his eyes, sinks down another inch, and lets out a long breath. A small bird lands on the edge of the pool, looks at him for a while, and decides to stay a bit too.
Capybaras are the internet's favorite calm animal and Hollis makes the case in warm gold lettering, with steam, citrus and total unbothered peace. A guaranteed laugh for stressed friends, new graduates and anyone who needs permission to do nothing.
- Unisex heavy blend crewneck, 50/50 cotton-polyester
- Medium-heavy and soft, holds its shape wash after wash
- Ribbed knit collar, reinforced double-needle cuffs and waistband
- No side seams, so nothing rubs or scratches
- Made to order in the size and color you pick
- True to size with a relaxed fit. Size up for a slouchier look
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |